Nine Thoughts to Ponder:
Number 9: Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. (If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.)
Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months…maybe years.
Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
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Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2: In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world IS weird. People take Prozac to make it normal!
Number 1: Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your rear-end tomorrow.
And, as someone recently said: “Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.”
REJOICE! Gratitude is a life-enhancer.